How can I hide my horse cock? (its really embarrassing )

Question

Look I know there will be people who say, "I would kill for a huge horse shlong that reaches the floor!" But these people do not truly know what it means to have a cock of that magnitude! The weight affects my balance. I have to CHOOSE which side my cock should be on so the result is that side being heavy for the whole day. Strangers in public think I'm ALWAYS erect (which im not) in public. The stares, gasps, and *****ual harassment from bald bearded gay guys is annoying!

So PLEASE any help will be greatly appreciated
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Answer 1

shove it in my pussy

Answer 2

NO ! - LIE is what are trully Embarrassing - and is about this you must have shame about, TUPID IDIOT !  here you dont born healtly !  here you get this by alot effort ! here in modern reallity
and who have the healthy is Me ! the one who try ! alot,and is like this howit works

Answer 3

I have the same problem, I understand very well. We have to live away from society or accept prostitution

Answer 4

well i cant say i have a large cock like that buh i will  like to have one what can be done so as to achieve it

Answer 5

I have almost the same problem, except it's not my cock (my cock is *****ing pathetically small, it's like smaller than most girl's clits) it's my tongue. It just slops out of my mouth and lolls back and forth smearing spit across my chin as I'm walking down the street. It's really embarrassing. I hate the looks and harassment from women four times my age running after me waving hundred dollar bills. ***** my life.

Answer 6

give it large pants to wear

Answer 7

Let's change I give you 16cm and give me yours