Tell me a secret of yours

Question

I promise no one will know

Answer 1

I know what you did last summer!

Comments

oh ***** it's really deep answer lol

Answer 2

I cover my finger in toilet paper and scratch my shit out

Answer 3

Aliens speak to me through my thoughts

Answer 4

I want to ***** with almost every girl I see.

Comments

damn im in the same way of that, could it be im mentaly ill? D:

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*****ing losers haha

Answer 5

I literally don't know something, and yet, my grades are good.

Comments

because school is based on obedience to the system, doesnt matter if you know anything

Answer 6

I'm not as racist as I tell people I am :( and I don't even know how to become more racist so im just a poser

Answer 7

Sometimes I breath a second and stop another second I thought I'm alive

Answer 8

I have poor communication skills, so I talk to nerds and creeps on the darkweb.

Answer 9

One time I was detained by a cop named Dan and when he asked me my name I yelled in my Jim Carrey voice (" That's none of your dam business DAN, and I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal affairs.!!!")

He let me off with a red faced warning not to park around that particular tree  anymore.

Answer 10

I used to flash my boobs to my brother (I'm 34C), just to see him get flustered..... until he turned the tables on me one day, and dropped his shorts!